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A couple was planning a motor home trip to Texas, and the wife wrote to a campground to make reservations. She wanted to make certain the campground was fully equipped, but she couldn't quite bring herself to write the word "toilets" in her letter. Being a bit old fashioned, she thought of the term "bathroom commode." Upon reading the letter, this term still offended her, so she decided to abbreviate it. Her letter finally ended up asking, "Does your campground have its own B.C.?" Unhappily, the campground owner was not familiar with the abbreviation, so after much skull scratching, he figured it must mean Baptist Church. So he sat down and wrote the following answer. Dear Madam: Thanks for your letter. I'm happy to inform you that a B.C. is located nine miles North of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but you'll be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that there is a potluck supper planned to raise money for more seats. They're planning to hold it in the basement of the B.C. It pains me deeply not to be able to go more regularly, but it is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather. If you decide to come to our campground, perhaps I would go with you the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly community! |
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Campground Manager Job Applicant |
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There were four people who were in the final stages of interviewing for a job of park manager at an upscale RV campground. The company decided to fly them all in for dinner and a final interview. Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the company told them that all were very worthy applicants, and that he wished he could hire them all, but that they only had enough money budgeted to hire one person. He told them that he would call each of them in one at a time for a final interview the next day, and that he would ask each one of them the same question. Whoever answered the question the best would be the one hired. All applicants agreed that this was fair. The next day the first applicant was called in. The president posed the question, "What is the fastest thing in the world?" He thought for a moment and replied, "That would have to be a thought." "Why do you say that?" asked the president. "Well, a thought takes no time at all... it is in your mind in an instant, then gone again." "Ahh, very good. Thank you," replied the president. Next the same question was posed to the second person. "What is the fastest thing in the world?" She paused and replied, "That would have to be a blink." "Why?" asked the president. "Because you don't even think about a blink, it's just a reflex. You do it in an instant." The president thanked her, then called in the third person. He was asked what the fastest thing in the world was, and after hesitating for a brief moment, he replied, "I would have to say electricity. Why? Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately, three miles away a light will go on." "I see, very good," replied the president. Then, the final applicant was called in. He, too, was asked, "What is the fastest thing in the world?" "That's easy..." he replied, "that would have to be diarrhea!" Rather stunned, the president asked, "Why do you say that?" "Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps... ..and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS..... (He got the job....) |
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